1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,423 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,186 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,694 ♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪ 4 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,889 ♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪ 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,057 ♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪ 6 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,499 ♪ Rawhide ♪ 7 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,901 ♪ Don't try to understand them ♪ 8 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪ 9 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:25,103 ♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪ 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,340 ♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪ 11 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,746 ♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪ 12 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,014 ♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪ 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,817 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪ 14 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,653 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪ 15 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,420 -(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,532 ♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 17 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:46,430 -♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 19 00:00:49,037 --> 00:00:50,402 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪ 20 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,666 (whip cracks twice) 21 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,042 [COWS MOOING] 22 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,051 [THUNDER CRACKING] 23 00:01:40,455 --> 00:01:41,980 [MOOING] 24 00:01:44,926 --> 00:01:46,894 [THUNDER CRACKING] 25 00:01:50,698 --> 00:01:53,133 One more, that's all it'll take. Those beasts are hearing footsteps. 26 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:56,396 Yeah, keep them as tight as you can. They do go, try and pick out the leader. 27 00:01:56,571 --> 00:01:58,039 All right. 28 00:01:59,507 --> 00:02:01,202 [MOOING] 29 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:07,876 Come on, Wish, squeezing them cards ain't gonna change the spots none. 30 00:02:08,049 --> 00:02:13,044 Patience, Scarlet, patience. You're about to watch a master at work. 31 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:48,255 I hate to break the silence, oh, mighty master, 32 00:02:48,423 --> 00:02:50,687 but are you gonna open or not? 33 00:02:58,399 --> 00:03:05,738 Uh, yes, my good friend, Jenkins, I shall open for 5 dollars. 34 00:03:05,907 --> 00:03:08,968 Five dollars? What do you think this is, a Mississippi river boat? 35 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,704 The master has spoke. 36 00:03:11,879 --> 00:03:14,041 It's that grin, Jenkins, pure possum. 37 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:16,479 He's bluffing sure as mice has got ears. 38 00:03:16,651 --> 00:03:20,315 Five and 5 more to keep it company. 39 00:03:20,988 --> 00:03:26,518 Joe, I knew you had it in you. Oh, you're a real plunger. Heh, heh. 40 00:03:28,663 --> 00:03:30,995 [THUNDER CRACKING] 41 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:34,331 Stampede! 42 00:03:35,536 --> 00:03:37,834 Hyah! Hyah! 43 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:40,497 Hold them! Pull them up! 44 00:03:43,277 --> 00:03:44,802 [WISHBONE CHUCKLING] 45 00:03:45,012 --> 00:03:49,006 Me, I think you're both lying, there's a 10, raise it 10 more. 46 00:03:49,183 --> 00:03:51,379 MUSHY: Stampede! Stampede! 47 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:52,883 SCARLET: Let's go! - Hurry, Mr. Wishbone! 48 00:03:53,054 --> 00:03:54,715 But you can't leave now. 49 00:03:54,889 --> 00:03:56,288 You can't leave now! 50 00:03:56,457 --> 00:03:58,858 MAN: Hyah! Hyah! 51 00:04:04,198 --> 00:04:05,427 Hyah! 52 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,464 Hurry, Mr. Wishbone, get under the wagon, the herd's heading for us. 53 00:04:08,636 --> 00:04:10,161 You can't leave now. 54 00:04:11,239 --> 00:04:14,038 But you can't leave now. 55 00:04:14,842 --> 00:04:16,708 [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY] 56 00:04:23,317 --> 00:04:26,343 They're heading toward camp, turn them! 57 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:27,945 Hyah! 58 00:04:28,122 --> 00:04:29,419 [WHISTLES] 59 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:37,490 MAN 1: Hyah! Hyah! 60 00:04:38,699 --> 00:04:40,724 MAN 2: Hyah! Hyah! 61 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,208 MAN 3: Hyah! 62 00:04:50,578 --> 00:04:52,239 Hyah! Hyah! 63 00:04:53,414 --> 00:04:55,246 [CRASHING AND CLANGING] 64 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:00,987 MAN 4: Hyah! Hyah! 65 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:10,989 Mr. Wishbone. 66 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:12,963 Mr. Wishbone. 67 00:05:13,568 --> 00:05:15,832 You can't leave now. 68 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:23,570 FAVOR: Where's Wishbone? MUSHY: Under here, the wagon fell. 69 00:05:23,744 --> 00:05:27,044 FAVOR: Get something to prop that wagon up with. Come on, snap it up. 70 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:29,445 WISHBONE: You can't leave now. ROWDY: Wishbone, are you all right? 71 00:05:31,652 --> 00:05:34,417 Oh, fine. 72 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:37,154 You're fine? What are you doing lollygagging under there? 73 00:05:37,325 --> 00:05:38,815 Get out and get this mess cleaned up, 74 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:41,052 you can get fresh supplies in the morning. 75 00:05:47,435 --> 00:05:48,960 You sure you're all right, Mr. Wishbone? 76 00:05:49,136 --> 00:05:54,267 I had them, Mushy. I had them right in the palm of my hand. Cold turkey. 77 00:05:54,442 --> 00:05:56,410 Oh, Mr. Wishbone. 78 00:05:56,677 --> 00:05:58,236 [WISHBONE GROANS] 79 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,114 Well, 80 00:06:01,282 --> 00:06:04,650 just start cleaning it up, Mushy. 81 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,764 WISHBONE: Beautiful. All it needs is some harps and a big fat cloud. 82 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,531 - Beautiful. - What's beautiful? 83 00:06:25,706 --> 00:06:30,507 Paradise, you idiot. Paradise. Open your ears and listen. 84 00:06:32,246 --> 00:06:33,839 MUSHY: Paradise? 85 00:06:35,549 --> 00:06:40,453 After ten days and 3,000 head of walleyed cattle, cloudbursts, 86 00:06:40,621 --> 00:06:44,683 cold cooking and gravel-voice drovers, you can ask that? 87 00:06:44,859 --> 00:06:46,953 Just look around you, Mushy. 88 00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:50,989 MUSHY: Just a plain, little old town. 89 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:54,193 Garden of Eden's what it is. 90 00:06:54,368 --> 00:06:58,601 Few rocking chairs and nothing to do but grow hair and soak up the sun. 91 00:06:59,106 --> 00:07:01,939 Yeah, this is real paradise to me. 92 00:07:02,109 --> 00:07:06,046 One of these days I'm gonna grab me a cloud and hang on. 93 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:09,274 I still say it looks just like a plain, little, old town. 94 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:12,010 Oh, Mushy, I thought there was some hope for you. 95 00:07:12,186 --> 00:07:14,883 I thought someday, somehow, somewhere, 96 00:07:15,056 --> 00:07:18,082 you'd get appreciation for the finer things of life. 97 00:07:18,259 --> 00:07:20,421 What, like plain, little old towns? 98 00:07:20,594 --> 00:07:22,221 Just pull over. 99 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:26,963 Whoa, now. Whoa. 100 00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:28,829 AMIE: Shortchange me, will you? 101 00:07:29,003 --> 00:07:32,337 Last man that done that still trying to catch up with his shadow. 102 00:07:32,506 --> 00:07:34,406 MAN: Ma'am, it was only a little joke! 103 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:37,670 AMIE: Don't try to sweet-talk me! 104 00:07:38,546 --> 00:07:39,570 Out! 105 00:07:39,747 --> 00:07:42,739 MAN: Now, ma'am, don't be hasty! Ma'am! 106 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:44,316 AMIE: Split! 107 00:07:47,088 --> 00:07:49,989 - Temper, temper. - Shame, shame. 108 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:53,254 [POTS AND PANS BANGING AND CLANGING] 109 00:07:54,061 --> 00:07:56,359 It looks like baby sister's got a little trouble. 110 00:07:57,298 --> 00:07:59,699 [AMIE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 111 00:08:01,936 --> 00:08:04,371 If you ain't out of sight time I count ten, 112 00:08:04,538 --> 00:08:06,506 you'll be out of sight permanent. 113 00:08:06,674 --> 00:08:08,233 Ma'am. 114 00:08:10,878 --> 00:08:13,279 Don't be hasty. I'm going. 115 00:08:13,447 --> 00:08:16,314 AMIE: One! - Think we ought to help? 116 00:08:17,685 --> 00:08:19,619 Not as long as she's waving that greener. 117 00:08:19,787 --> 00:08:22,256 MAN: Ma'am. Ma'am, you can have the kettle. Free. 118 00:08:22,423 --> 00:08:23,447 AMIE: Two. 119 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:25,183 Ma'am, don't shoot, I'm going. 120 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:27,084 Three! 121 00:08:34,668 --> 00:08:36,102 Sheriff. 122 00:08:36,670 --> 00:08:38,104 You gonna let her get away with that? 123 00:08:40,274 --> 00:08:42,265 Outlaws, I can shoot. 124 00:08:42,443 --> 00:08:44,468 Lawbreakers, I can jail. 125 00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:48,878 But when it comes to Amie Claybank, all I can do is watch. 126 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:52,714 - Five, six! MAN: Ma'am! 127 00:08:53,854 --> 00:08:55,288 Ma'am, please. 128 00:08:55,456 --> 00:08:57,356 Lady, put that thing down 129 00:08:57,525 --> 00:09:01,223 before I put some dents in it where it'll do the most good. 130 00:09:02,563 --> 00:09:03,894 You'll what? 131 00:09:05,633 --> 00:09:09,934 Only thing worse than a loud-talking woman is a big, loud-talking woman. 132 00:09:10,104 --> 00:09:12,937 Now, give me that thing before I do something I might regret, 133 00:09:13,107 --> 00:09:15,439 having been raised up proper. 134 00:09:15,609 --> 00:09:18,237 And as for you, the first thing you learn out here 135 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:20,779 is that the wages of sin is buckshot. 136 00:09:20,948 --> 00:09:22,643 Now get, while the getting is good. 137 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,809 Can't thank you enough, mister. 138 00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:27,886 Thank you. Thank you. 139 00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:30,980 You can have that pan. 140 00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:37,093 Well, that just don't make much sense. 141 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:39,096 No, it sure don't. By now sister Amie 142 00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:41,325 would be using a runt like that for a toothpick. 143 00:09:41,502 --> 00:09:42,901 Yeah. 144 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,664 Unless... 145 00:09:47,475 --> 00:09:49,534 Why, you don't think that he...? 146 00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:53,577 Can't be nobody else. 147 00:09:54,982 --> 00:09:56,006 Yeah. 148 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:58,447 Now, you, do you run this store? 149 00:09:58,619 --> 00:10:01,486 Then get back in there behind the counter where you belong. 150 00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:03,623 Mushy, pull the wagon over here 151 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,691 - and I'll call you when I need you. - Yes, sir. 152 00:10:11,031 --> 00:10:12,590 I could arrest him, Ms. Amie. 153 00:10:12,766 --> 00:10:15,497 And let him think us Claybanks ain't been raised proper? 154 00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:17,262 WISHBONE: Lady, I haven't got all day. 155 00:10:17,438 --> 00:10:20,135 - I'm coming. - Sister Amie. 156 00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:24,676 Sister Amie, you don't wanna wait on a man like that looking the way you do. 157 00:10:36,991 --> 00:10:39,050 Well, a frill or two can't hurt. 158 00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:42,656 Oh, and have a shot of smell. Never fails. 159 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:48,063 Run along. We'll take care of your customer for you. 160 00:10:52,273 --> 00:10:53,832 AMIE: Mind your manners, hear? 161 00:10:54,008 --> 00:10:56,909 Why, sister Amie, just like we always do. 162 00:10:57,077 --> 00:10:59,068 WISHBONE: Lady! 163 00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:01,779 Sheriff, you better run along too. 164 00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:04,350 This may take a little more doing than the law allows. 165 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:07,146 - But why? - Shake open them eyes, boy. 166 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:10,951 It's him, back from the past we thought we buried years ago. 167 00:11:11,125 --> 00:11:13,287 Yeah, men sister Amie can handle, but ghosts-- 168 00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,360 - That's where we come in. - Yeah. 169 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:56,895 - Well, did you have a nice rest, boy? - Sure did. 170 00:11:57,538 --> 00:11:58,801 But don't you tell Mr. Wishbone. 171 00:11:58,973 --> 00:12:01,840 He'll skin me out for sure for sleeping on the job. 172 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,735 - Where is he? - Who? 173 00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:06,941 Mr. Wishbone, the little runt. 174 00:12:07,114 --> 00:12:10,243 I mean, the little gent with the whiskers. 175 00:12:12,853 --> 00:12:15,584 - You been drinking, boy? - Me? 176 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:20,491 Myself, I always say a little mash makes the body perk proper, 177 00:12:20,661 --> 00:12:23,096 but not when you start seeing little runts with whiskers. 178 00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:24,655 First thing you know, 179 00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:27,494 you're gonna start seeing things crawling up and down a wall. 180 00:12:28,535 --> 00:12:29,696 But I don't drink. 181 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,861 Oh, sure, son. 182 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:35,065 Now, why don't you just run along and get a good night's sleep. 183 00:12:35,242 --> 00:12:36,368 It'll go away. 184 00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:38,102 But I can't leave without Mr. Wishbone. 185 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:42,841 Ah. Now, we told you, boy, there ain't no Mr. Wishbone. 186 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:47,818 Now, you came riding into town on that wagon all by yourself. 187 00:12:47,988 --> 00:12:49,012 By myself? 188 00:12:50,324 --> 00:12:52,019 Now, take my advice, son. 189 00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:55,059 Leave old devil Beelzebub Barleycorn alone. 190 00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:57,163 - It'll lead to your ruination. - But-- 191 00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:59,961 And I wouldn't come back into town either. 192 00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:04,367 Folks around here don't take kindly to ghost stories. 193 00:13:06,006 --> 00:13:08,065 But Mr. Wishbone ain't no ghost. 194 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,301 I drove into town here with him this morning 195 00:13:10,477 --> 00:13:12,172 and I ain't leaving town without him. 196 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:15,642 That's a shame. 197 00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:18,485 Had his whole life in front of him too. 198 00:13:21,955 --> 00:13:23,548 You, uh... 199 00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:25,652 Did you ever see a man with one of these 200 00:13:25,826 --> 00:13:29,126 sticking in one ear and poking out the other side? 201 00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:32,258 I'll tell you what. 202 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,431 While we're waiting for this whiskered ghost of yours 203 00:13:35,602 --> 00:13:38,537 to come floating down out of the blue, 204 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:42,370 why don't I just get her started. 205 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:44,369 It's for your own good, boy. 206 00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:46,877 It'll help you to stop seeing things. 207 00:13:49,183 --> 00:13:51,618 Amos here is better than any old sawbones. 208 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:55,946 No need. I mean, I ain't seeing things anymore. 209 00:13:56,123 --> 00:13:57,716 Mr. Wishbone, he never was. 210 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,425 And you did come alone and you are leaving alone. 211 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,926 Right? 212 00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:04,258 Absolutely. 213 00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:06,022 Have a nice trip. 214 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,008 [ALL LAUGHING] 215 00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,006 MAN 1: Hyah! 216 00:14:23,183 --> 00:14:24,582 [MAN 2 WHISTLING] 217 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,952 MAN 3: Hyah! MAN 4: Hyah! 218 00:14:31,592 --> 00:14:34,289 MEN: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 219 00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:40,124 Get back there, you hammerheads. 220 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,825 Toothless, keep them in there. 221 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:54,004 MEN: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 222 00:14:57,017 --> 00:15:00,112 Scarlet, will you forget that rope of yours? Come on, push them. 223 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:03,088 MEN: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 224 00:15:04,258 --> 00:15:06,056 Hey, Rowdy, they're starting to swing out. 225 00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:08,024 Keep them bunched in there, huh? 226 00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:10,020 Get them back. 227 00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:12,727 [MEN SHOUTING AND WHISTLING] 228 00:15:21,742 --> 00:15:23,369 Where you been? 229 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:24,773 It's a long story. 230 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:26,709 Yeah, well, you better make it a good one. 231 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,249 The boss ain't too happy with cold dinner topped off by a cold breakfast. 232 00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:32,442 Hey, where's Wish? 233 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,446 I don't know. I mean, I better talk to Mr. Favor. 234 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,852 Yeah, well, it's your hide. He's over there somewhere. 235 00:15:45,532 --> 00:15:46,658 Push them in! 236 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,662 MEN: Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 237 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:10,519 You. Where you been? 238 00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:12,716 We got-- I don't know. 239 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,052 Gone since yesterday and you don't know? 240 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,857 You see, Mr. Wishbone and I-- 241 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,864 Listen, what do you wanna try and drive me out of my mind for? 242 00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,058 Now, will you get set up? 243 00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:24,864 Men are gonna need a hot meal by the time they get the herd across. 244 00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:27,439 But I got to talk to you, Mr. Favor. It's about Mr. Wishbone. 245 00:16:27,608 --> 00:16:29,599 Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna see him later too. 246 00:16:29,776 --> 00:16:32,609 Are you gonna get set up or am I gonna have to give you encouragement? 247 00:16:32,779 --> 00:16:36,181 - But I gotta talk to you. - Scarlet, get back to drag! 248 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:39,945 - Tell them to push and keep pushing. - But I gotta talk to you, Mr. Favor. 249 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,918 MAN: Hyah! Whoo! 250 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:52,031 [MEN SHOUTING AND WHISTLING] 251 00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:28,195 What, pray tell, is this? 252 00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:33,935 Well, I don't know what Wishbone calls it, but Mushy calls it stew. 253 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:37,443 Oh, I see. And what does Wishbone call it? 254 00:17:38,312 --> 00:17:39,609 Wishbone? 255 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:42,909 I don't imagine he calls it anything. He ain't been around here lately. 256 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,608 Hasn't been around? 257 00:17:44,785 --> 00:17:47,186 Two meals missed, this one best forgot 258 00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:49,413 and our cook has not been around. 259 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,025 Oh, would somebody tell me where he is? 260 00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:55,355 ROWDY: Don't know, but Mushy could-- FAVOR: Mushy! 261 00:17:57,464 --> 00:17:59,796 I tried to tell you, Mr. Favor. I tried to tell you. 262 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:06,373 All right, then, let's try it once again. Now, where is Wishbone? 263 00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,105 I lost him. 264 00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:12,976 Hm. You lost him? 265 00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:14,580 Well, he went in this general store 266 00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:18,082 and I went back to the wagon to sit down and I guess I dozed some. 267 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:20,185 And when I woke up these three men, they said, 268 00:18:20,354 --> 00:18:22,049 "Mr. Wishbone never was." 269 00:18:22,222 --> 00:18:23,986 Said I drove in alone. 270 00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,524 They said he was even a ghost. 271 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:28,183 Wishbone a ghost? 272 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:32,026 Well, he told me to leave, told me to forget Mr. Wishbone. 273 00:18:32,199 --> 00:18:34,531 And to forget forever that Mr. Beelzebub Barleycorn, 274 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:35,827 whoever he is. 275 00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:37,471 Oh, Mushy. 276 00:18:38,505 --> 00:18:41,202 As if I could ever forget Mr. Wishbone. 277 00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,679 - I'm sorry about the stew. - That's all right, Mushy. 278 00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:48,940 It's all right, I surrender. 279 00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:52,643 You just forget about it. Keep working on the stew. 280 00:18:52,819 --> 00:18:55,447 Joe, you take over and hold the herd here, I should be back soon. 281 00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:58,319 Sooner the better, Mr. Favor. My stomach ain't got much time left. 282 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:01,086 Yeah, yeah, I know. Come on, Rowdy, let's go. 283 00:19:01,461 --> 00:19:05,989 All right, Mr. Favor has lost supplies, and the wagons and all this equipment, 284 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:09,033 the horses and even the herd. 285 00:19:09,202 --> 00:19:11,261 But Wishbone? Huh. 286 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:14,031 [SIGHS] 287 00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:29,583 He's gone. 288 00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:33,852 It's just like the earth swallowed him up. 289 00:19:34,761 --> 00:19:36,320 He's gone. 290 00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:47,738 And if you think you're gonna get away with this, 291 00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:51,208 you got yourself another couple of dozen thinks coming. 292 00:19:51,378 --> 00:19:53,642 Sure does run off at the mouth, don't he? 293 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:56,340 Puts me to mind of that old clock of ours that got busted. 294 00:19:56,516 --> 00:19:58,644 The one we took an ax to to keep from bonging. 295 00:19:58,819 --> 00:20:00,878 WISHBONE: Bonging? You think this is bonging, 296 00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:03,716 you just wait till I start unwinding in front of a judge. 297 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:06,120 You may own this flytrap you call a town, 298 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:09,558 but you don't own the laws, especially the one about kidnapping. 299 00:20:10,564 --> 00:20:13,829 Well, now, since when is holding a man to his word called kidnapping? 300 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:17,033 Thirty years, buster, that's what the book says. 301 00:20:17,204 --> 00:20:18,899 Thirty years of busting rocks 302 00:20:19,072 --> 00:20:22,440 and I have my way, you'll be doing it with your teeth. 303 00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:24,942 Keeping a man to his what? 304 00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:28,511 When was it, about seven years ago? 305 00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:30,246 No, more like eight. 306 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:32,909 We just wanna make sure you don't try for nine. 307 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,754 Nine or 90, don't make me any different, you jarhead. 308 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:39,915 Why, you know very well I haven't made you any promises. 309 00:20:40,093 --> 00:20:43,188 Not us, friend. It was sister Amie. 310 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,024 Shame on you. 311 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,065 Even a fuzz-faced old trail bum should know 312 00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:52,297 that when he speaks for a woman, it stays spoke till death do they part. 313 00:20:52,773 --> 00:20:57,404 Fuzz-faced trail bum, why, you untie me and I'll show you-- 314 00:20:57,577 --> 00:20:59,671 I spoke for sister Amie?! 315 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,678 Why, you knotheads, how could I speak for some woman 316 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:05,443 I never saw before in a town I never heard of? 317 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,116 Sure can't see what sister Amie sees in him. 318 00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,450 There's only one thing worse 319 00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:13,719 than a yelling bridegroom, that's a lying, yelling bridegroom. 320 00:21:13,894 --> 00:21:17,728 I'm not lying and I'm not yelling and I'm not gonna be a bridegroom! 321 00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:20,230 Come 7:00 tonight, you will be, mister. 322 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,528 Flat out or straight up, your troth is gonna be plighted 323 00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:25,433 in a nuptial knot that nobody's gonna bust. 324 00:21:25,605 --> 00:21:26,697 Aloysius, Amos. 325 00:21:26,873 --> 00:21:29,433 Then it's gonna be flat out and stone cold, buster. 326 00:21:29,609 --> 00:21:33,011 Because I'm not saying any "I dos" for you nor anybody else. 327 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,841 They look like what I think they look like? 328 00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,346 ALOYSIUS: Sure don't look like gravediggers. 329 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:39,042 WISHBONE: Isn't anybody gonna shotgun me into any wedding. 330 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:41,017 They're taking a walkabout. 331 00:21:41,188 --> 00:21:44,317 WISHBONE: Especially with some fool female I never heard of. 332 00:21:44,491 --> 00:21:45,856 And if you think you're gonna-- 333 00:21:46,026 --> 00:21:47,118 [WISHBONE MUMBLING] 334 00:21:47,294 --> 00:21:49,456 He does run off at the mouth, don't he? 335 00:21:49,629 --> 00:21:51,393 [MUMBLING] 336 00:21:54,134 --> 00:21:57,502 For a town what gobbles up cooks, this don't look so tough. 337 00:21:57,671 --> 00:21:59,799 They will be when they digest Wishbone. 338 00:21:59,973 --> 00:22:01,600 FAVOR: Heh. - Hey. 339 00:22:01,775 --> 00:22:03,766 If I know him, that's where we could start looking. 340 00:22:03,944 --> 00:22:05,810 Wrong again. That's where we'll finish looking. 341 00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:08,641 Mushy said general store. 342 00:22:35,775 --> 00:22:37,971 Uh, afternoon, ma'am. 343 00:22:38,445 --> 00:22:41,244 ROWDY: Oh, don't let us interrupt anything now. 344 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:45,110 You're doing me a favor, mister. 345 00:22:45,285 --> 00:22:48,846 There ain't nothing that looks sillier on a big female than a big hat. 346 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,286 Oh, now, that's all in the way you look at it. 347 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,051 I think you two were meant for each other. 348 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,791 Put a stick in his mouth and he'd be pure lollipop. 349 00:22:56,963 --> 00:22:59,330 He spout that homemade sugar stuff all the time? 350 00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:04,027 Oh, no, ma’am. Only when there's something to spout about, 351 00:23:04,204 --> 00:23:06,605 - like a fine figure of a woman. AMIE: Heh, heh, heh. 352 00:23:06,773 --> 00:23:11,609 Well, if flattery is the food of fools, I'm sure living high off the hog today. 353 00:23:11,778 --> 00:23:15,214 Keep it up, mister, I may throw in a box of sweeties. 354 00:23:15,615 --> 00:23:16,844 What'll it be? 355 00:23:17,017 --> 00:23:20,544 Oh, well, uh, it isn't an it exactly, it's a him. 356 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,245 See, we're looking for a friend of ours. 357 00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:24,015 A little fellow, about so-ho, 358 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:27,251 salt and pepper whiskers, tail feathers to match. 359 00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:31,455 Sometimes when he's in a good mood, answers to the name of Wishbone. 360 00:23:31,631 --> 00:23:33,963 Mr. Paul Bunyan would be more fitting. 361 00:23:35,568 --> 00:23:38,299 Paul Bun-- You've seen him? 362 00:23:39,172 --> 00:23:40,970 Only once. 363 00:23:41,341 --> 00:23:44,367 That sure was enough. What a man. 364 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,449 Well, heh, at least Wishbone ain't turned in his pots and pans for a shroud. 365 00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:53,518 Exactly where did you see him, ma’am? 366 00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:56,618 Out front, he came in on a wagon. 367 00:23:56,790 --> 00:23:58,849 Thought he'd be around for a spell. 368 00:23:59,025 --> 00:24:00,891 When I got back... 369 00:24:02,262 --> 00:24:06,324 I thought I'd try a bustle and bow on him, he was gone. 370 00:24:06,499 --> 00:24:09,059 - Where to? - Didn't say. 371 00:24:09,235 --> 00:24:13,035 Was kind of funny though, him going off without buying anything. 372 00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,436 Of course, my brothers... 373 00:24:16,743 --> 00:24:18,211 My brothers. 374 00:24:18,378 --> 00:24:20,642 You call us, sister Amie? 375 00:24:20,814 --> 00:24:24,216 Now, brother Aloysius, why would I do that? 376 00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:28,821 What reason would I have to call my three big brothers? 377 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,253 Same reason you've always had, sister Amie. 378 00:24:31,424 --> 00:24:33,119 Protection. 379 00:24:33,927 --> 00:24:37,090 Never can tell about a couple of beady-eyed drifters like these. 380 00:24:37,263 --> 00:24:40,699 It's getting so even baby sisters ain't safe hereabouts. 381 00:24:40,867 --> 00:24:43,837 That could apply to strangers. 382 00:24:44,437 --> 00:24:47,600 These men are looking for a man named Mr. Wishbone. 383 00:24:48,174 --> 00:24:50,006 That little gent that was in here yesterday? 384 00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:52,005 The same. 385 00:24:52,178 --> 00:24:53,942 He come in here and he didn't come out 386 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:56,674 according to our figuring, and that means he'd still be here. 387 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:59,319 Does add up, don't it? 388 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,079 Sister Amie, you run along. We'll handle this. 389 00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:03,848 Handle what? 390 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,924 If what I'm beginning to think is true-- 391 00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:07,890 Now, there's a time for you to be thinking, 392 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:09,825 and a time for us to do the thinking for you. 393 00:25:09,996 --> 00:25:11,691 This is one of them times. 394 00:25:16,803 --> 00:25:19,795 They start anything, I'll finish it. 395 00:25:23,243 --> 00:25:24,608 Remember that. 396 00:25:39,692 --> 00:25:42,559 Now, about this fellow Wishbone, mister, uh...? 397 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:46,461 Favor, and Yates. We got a herd a few miles east of here. 398 00:25:48,668 --> 00:25:51,228 Drovers. Never can depend on them. 399 00:25:51,404 --> 00:25:52,701 Kind of sneaky. 400 00:25:52,872 --> 00:25:55,102 He's probably in the next county by now. 401 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:56,834 Yeah, it's a shame too. 402 00:25:57,010 --> 00:25:59,570 Good men these days are hard to find, let alone keep. 403 00:25:59,746 --> 00:26:02,340 The arithmetic's still the same. 404 00:26:02,882 --> 00:26:06,045 He came here and he didn't leave, and we ain't either, 405 00:26:06,219 --> 00:26:07,618 except with him. 406 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:11,181 Mr. Favor, you'd better take another look around. 407 00:26:11,357 --> 00:26:13,849 Town this size, a stranger would have to be all shadow 408 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:16,155 and twice as light to get himself lost. 409 00:26:16,329 --> 00:26:18,821 Unless maybe the dogs would fetch him up. 410 00:26:18,998 --> 00:26:21,228 I'm afraid you're just barking at ghosts. 411 00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:23,995 - Look here-- - You look, cowboy. 412 00:26:24,737 --> 00:26:26,262 And while you're looking, listen. 413 00:26:26,639 --> 00:26:27,902 This is Claybank country, 414 00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:31,339 has been since me and my brothers nailed the first two boards together 415 00:26:31,511 --> 00:26:33,980 about 20 years ago. 416 00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:35,273 Yeah, so? 417 00:26:35,448 --> 00:26:39,885 So when a Claybank says something here, it stays said. 418 00:26:40,420 --> 00:26:43,253 You boys just made a mistake. Your friend ain't here. 419 00:26:43,423 --> 00:26:47,519 And neither will you be in, say, 30 minutes. Plain? 420 00:26:48,728 --> 00:26:51,322 AMOS: Why don't you just give up on trying to find this friend of yours. 421 00:26:51,865 --> 00:26:53,492 Because myself, I'd just write him off. 422 00:26:54,234 --> 00:26:56,430 We'll do that after we talk to the law. 423 00:26:56,603 --> 00:26:59,834 That is, providing you brothers have got no objections. 424 00:27:01,407 --> 00:27:03,341 Got no objections, friend, 425 00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:06,377 providing you get your saying done in 30 minutes. 426 00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:09,481 Yeah, we'll run the whole way. 427 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,151 Think it's gonna work? 428 00:27:23,062 --> 00:27:24,928 It won't stick. 429 00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:27,157 Those two won't bluff. 430 00:27:27,534 --> 00:27:29,195 Simple. 431 00:27:29,369 --> 00:27:31,167 We ain't bluffing. 432 00:27:41,414 --> 00:27:43,610 Disgraceful. 433 00:27:43,783 --> 00:27:46,718 Come in. Come in. The damage has already been done. 434 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,157 Damage? 435 00:27:56,262 --> 00:28:00,096 I missed his nose by three inches. Disgraceful. 436 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:03,133 You always use people's pictures for targets here? 437 00:28:03,303 --> 00:28:05,499 Not people, the Claybanks. 438 00:28:05,672 --> 00:28:08,733 Aloysius, Abraham and Amos. 439 00:28:09,142 --> 00:28:11,440 - Yeah, we already met. - I see. 440 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:13,375 No doubt you'd like to join me? 441 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,872 - Didn't come here for games, sheriff. BURR: Oh. 442 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:19,280 That's too bad. 443 00:28:20,587 --> 00:28:23,716 Best way in the world to pass the time. 444 00:28:24,657 --> 00:28:26,921 Yeah, time's one thing we ain't got. 445 00:28:27,093 --> 00:28:29,061 ROWDY: Thirty minutes. That's what how much time we got 446 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:31,698 before the shooting starts. 447 00:28:32,398 --> 00:28:35,891 And the shooting is gonna start, unless you help us find our friend. 448 00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:37,332 He came into town yesterday. 449 00:28:39,772 --> 00:28:45,267 Uh-- About so big, whiskers and a stubborn streak that don't stop? 450 00:28:45,445 --> 00:28:47,607 That's right. You know where he is? 451 00:28:49,082 --> 00:28:53,246 Where all ghosts are, the cemetery of hope. 452 00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:57,123 We ain't got time for riddles. 453 00:28:57,290 --> 00:29:00,817 We want straight answers and we want them now. 454 00:29:01,861 --> 00:29:05,695 Do either of you know what a chameleon is? 455 00:29:05,865 --> 00:29:11,497 It's a lizard that changes color, one for almost every occasion. 456 00:29:11,671 --> 00:29:13,867 That's me, gentlemen. 457 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:19,604 The only two-legged reptile north of the Pecos. 458 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,341 The Claybanks say turn green, I turn green. 459 00:29:23,516 --> 00:29:26,952 They say turn yellow, I turn yellow. 460 00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:30,547 I'm sorry, I can't help you. 461 00:29:30,723 --> 00:29:32,953 You see, I happen to be a Claybank too. 462 00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:36,061 Oh, only a distant cousin 463 00:29:36,229 --> 00:29:39,529 on the maternal side, but a cousin, nonetheless. 464 00:29:39,699 --> 00:29:42,634 That badge, sheriff, is that related to the Claybanks? 465 00:29:45,905 --> 00:29:48,237 Well, just the way everything 466 00:29:48,408 --> 00:29:51,309 and everyone in this town is related to them. 467 00:29:51,477 --> 00:29:54,139 They say "jump," we ask "How high?" 468 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:58,808 They say "crawl" and we just belly-down and start wiggling. 469 00:29:58,985 --> 00:30:00,475 Sorry to interrupt your game, sheriff. 470 00:30:00,653 --> 00:30:04,453 Oh, there's one thing more about my cousins, gentlemen, they're punctual. 471 00:30:04,624 --> 00:30:08,254 - If they said 30 minutes-- - Yeah, I know, they mean 30 minutes. 472 00:30:08,428 --> 00:30:09,486 Tell you what, fella, 473 00:30:09,662 --> 00:30:11,391 you better get down on your hands and knees, 474 00:30:11,564 --> 00:30:14,693 because you're gonna have some crawling to do, right soon. 475 00:30:35,855 --> 00:30:37,914 Aloysius, you must be out of your mind. 476 00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:40,492 You ought to know you can't get away with anything like this. 477 00:30:40,660 --> 00:30:43,391 Sister Amie, there ain't nothing in the world we can't get away with. 478 00:30:43,563 --> 00:30:46,794 - But this is kidnapping. - Now, that's the same thing-- 479 00:30:46,966 --> 00:30:49,560 It's just making a man stay to his word. 480 00:30:49,736 --> 00:30:51,727 But this ain't the man-- 481 00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:55,933 I mean, he's got his rights. 482 00:30:56,109 --> 00:30:59,875 - And it ain't worth killing over. - Well, it don't have to come to that. 483 00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:03,209 As long as we can get our little banty rooster to listen to reason. 484 00:31:03,516 --> 00:31:05,006 Unh! Reason. 485 00:31:05,184 --> 00:31:08,950 You untie me, and I'll give you some reasons, you overgrown fathead. 486 00:31:09,122 --> 00:31:11,056 Mr. Wishbone, you've got to understand-- 487 00:31:11,224 --> 00:31:13,716 All I understand, lady, is just what you said. 488 00:31:13,893 --> 00:31:16,123 You're not gonna get away with this. 489 00:31:16,763 --> 00:31:19,494 Why, I got more friends than you can shake a board at, 490 00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:21,565 and when they come riding into this town-- 491 00:31:21,734 --> 00:31:24,135 Like a trail boss and a ramrod? 492 00:31:24,303 --> 00:31:27,273 They're gonna take you and this 2-by-4 town of yours 493 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,272 into broomsticks. 494 00:31:29,442 --> 00:31:33,140 - Mr. Favor and Rowdy, they're here? - You like to take a look? 495 00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:44,283 WISHBONE: Ha, ha, ha. That's them, all right. Now you're gonna get it. 496 00:31:44,457 --> 00:31:47,222 Right where you try to do your thinking. 497 00:31:47,393 --> 00:31:49,623 Maybe you better look again. 498 00:31:51,631 --> 00:31:52,962 Yonder is Abraham. 499 00:31:53,633 --> 00:31:55,624 That's cousins Luke and Freddie. 500 00:31:57,170 --> 00:31:59,161 Amos over there in back. 501 00:32:00,273 --> 00:32:02,708 Them three are the Hogan brothers over there. 502 00:32:03,209 --> 00:32:05,541 All crack shots, Mr. Wishbone. 503 00:32:05,711 --> 00:32:08,043 Now, just who did you say was gonna get what for? 504 00:32:08,214 --> 00:32:09,443 AMIE: You wouldn't. 505 00:32:09,615 --> 00:32:14,177 Sister Amie, this is more than just you. The Claybank honor is on the line. 506 00:32:14,353 --> 00:32:16,515 Now, they ain't got much living left. 507 00:32:16,689 --> 00:32:20,148 And there ain't nothing gonna stop them rifles from going off. 508 00:32:20,326 --> 00:32:21,452 Except me. 509 00:32:21,627 --> 00:32:24,562 Now, I knew we'd get to understand each other. 510 00:32:24,730 --> 00:32:27,290 Now, who's it gonna be? 511 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,732 Them or you? 512 00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:10,332 Just one minute, friends. Sixty seconds of seeing. 513 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:14,811 So why don't you just tuck in those shirttails and mouse out of here. 514 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:18,847 Mr. Yates, I apologize. That suggestion about the saloon. 515 00:33:19,018 --> 00:33:21,214 Does seem a shame to come all this way without visiting 516 00:33:21,387 --> 00:33:24,914 the internationally famous, uh, Abraham's Saloon. 517 00:33:25,091 --> 00:33:26,252 Oh, yeah. Sinful. 518 00:33:26,659 --> 00:33:28,354 No one, two, three, boys. 519 00:33:30,997 --> 00:33:33,466 And no more conversation. It's up to you. 520 00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:47,104 At this range, this is gonna mess up this street something awful. 521 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,146 ALOYSIUS: Abraham! 522 00:33:49,315 --> 00:33:50,476 Ain't you got no respect? 523 00:33:51,984 --> 00:33:53,748 For sister Amie's wedding day? 524 00:33:55,755 --> 00:33:57,416 Wedding day? 525 00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:07,760 That little difference with our future brother-in-law has been all cleared up. 526 00:34:07,934 --> 00:34:10,426 - Ain't that right, brother? - Yeah. 527 00:34:10,603 --> 00:34:12,731 Me and Ms. Claybank, we're gonna get married. 528 00:34:12,905 --> 00:34:14,771 Married? 529 00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:17,467 How come you never told us anything about it, Wish? 530 00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:19,435 Well, I'm sorry about that, Rowdy, 531 00:34:19,612 --> 00:34:21,580 but you see, I spoke up for her so long ago 532 00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:24,148 that I guess it clean slipped my mind. 533 00:34:24,317 --> 00:34:27,252 And then that fat little angel shot off one of them fat little arrows, 534 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:30,151 - ain't that right? - Yeah. 535 00:34:30,323 --> 00:34:32,883 So I won't be coming back to herd, Mr. Favor. 536 00:34:33,059 --> 00:34:34,618 No sense you hanging around. 537 00:34:34,794 --> 00:34:37,786 That's right, boys, so why don't you just run along, huh? 538 00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:42,326 Wish, you absolutely sure this is the way that you want it? 539 00:34:44,403 --> 00:34:46,201 Yeah, this is the way I want it. 540 00:34:48,374 --> 00:34:50,809 Well, what are we standing around for? Drinks on the house! 541 00:34:50,977 --> 00:34:52,274 [CROWD CHEERING] 542 00:34:53,512 --> 00:34:55,207 I'm sorry, Mr. Wishbone. 543 00:34:55,381 --> 00:34:57,975 What for? It's your wedding day, isn't it? 544 00:35:00,987 --> 00:35:02,955 Needles and pins Needles and pins 545 00:35:03,122 --> 00:35:06,023 When a man marries His trouble begins 546 00:35:06,192 --> 00:35:07,717 Wishbone used to say that every day, 547 00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:10,328 just like it was out of the Old Testament. 548 00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:13,761 You know, I could figure this out with any other man on the drive, 549 00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,423 but Wishbone? 550 00:35:15,601 --> 00:35:17,160 Yeah. 551 00:35:17,336 --> 00:35:19,270 He didn't even invite us to the wedding. 552 00:35:19,438 --> 00:35:21,532 Guess we're gonna have to invite ourselves, huh? 553 00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:23,801 - You heard what he said. - Oh, yeah, I heard him. 554 00:35:23,976 --> 00:35:25,307 But he forgot something. 555 00:35:25,478 --> 00:35:28,379 He's gonna need somebody to stand up for him. 556 00:35:28,547 --> 00:35:31,517 Stand up. Oh, yeah, good idea. 557 00:36:03,883 --> 00:36:04,907 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 558 00:36:05,084 --> 00:36:06,108 It's open. 559 00:36:09,822 --> 00:36:13,816 Well, bust a bone, if it ain't my intended's long-nosed friends. 560 00:36:13,993 --> 00:36:17,657 Pull up some chairs and I'll rustle you up something old and something blue. 561 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,390 Unless you're of a mind to surround something a little stronger. 562 00:36:20,566 --> 00:36:23,695 All we're interested in right now is some information. 563 00:36:23,869 --> 00:36:25,428 Afraid I can't help you. 564 00:36:25,604 --> 00:36:28,403 See, this is strictly button and bow time for me. 565 00:36:28,574 --> 00:36:32,374 Privilege of the bride, something old and something new, 566 00:36:32,545 --> 00:36:35,606 nerves that won't stop skittering, 567 00:36:35,781 --> 00:36:37,909 and a lot of giggles, 568 00:36:38,617 --> 00:36:40,312 and maybe even a sniffle or two. 569 00:36:40,486 --> 00:36:41,544 [SNIFFLES] 570 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:46,454 Folks say that's the way it always is on the happiest day of your life. 571 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,252 Amie. 572 00:36:49,328 --> 00:36:50,625 What's it all about? 573 00:36:50,796 --> 00:36:52,594 Seems to me, old shoes and wedding bells 574 00:36:52,765 --> 00:36:54,961 sort of speak for theirselves. 575 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:57,897 Yeah, but the trouble is in this wedding 576 00:36:58,070 --> 00:37:00,164 it seems like a shotgun is doing all the talking. 577 00:37:00,339 --> 00:37:02,467 This afternoon, Wishbone was just a name to you, 578 00:37:02,641 --> 00:37:06,544 tonight you wanna put a Mrs. in front of it. Why? 579 00:37:07,279 --> 00:37:09,941 Come on. We're gonna find out one way or the other. 580 00:37:10,116 --> 00:37:12,642 Either you give us the answers or we'll have to put the squeeze 581 00:37:12,818 --> 00:37:16,777 on those overgrown cupid brothers of yours. 582 00:37:17,957 --> 00:37:21,689 Old Mother Twitchett Had but one eye 583 00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:24,762 And a long tail, which she left fly 584 00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:30,596 And every time she went over a gap She left a bit of her tail in the trap 585 00:37:31,470 --> 00:37:33,302 It's an old nursery rhyme. 586 00:37:33,472 --> 00:37:37,636 Except for the one eye and the tail, it could've been written for me. 587 00:37:38,711 --> 00:37:42,170 Old Mother Amie, witch of Claybank, 588 00:37:42,348 --> 00:37:44,442 caught in her own trap. 589 00:37:46,852 --> 00:37:50,482 I did this to Mr. Wishbone, not my brothers. 590 00:37:50,756 --> 00:37:52,349 My shotgun's a little rusty, 591 00:37:52,525 --> 00:37:55,859 but it still works and I've got it aimed right at him. 592 00:37:56,028 --> 00:37:59,931 - But I don't see why-- - Open your eyes and look. Mr. Yates. 593 00:38:00,099 --> 00:38:02,466 It isn't hard to see. 594 00:38:02,635 --> 00:38:05,866 The Lily Langtry of Diamondback Diggings. 595 00:38:06,071 --> 00:38:07,766 Look at me. 596 00:38:08,507 --> 00:38:13,308 It isn't hard to see that no man would ever look at me 597 00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:14,742 and want to look again. 598 00:38:15,981 --> 00:38:17,574 [AMIE SNIFFLING] 599 00:38:19,618 --> 00:38:24,146 At first, my brothers were just embarrassed, 600 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:27,951 then I sprouted some and they got mad. 601 00:38:28,127 --> 00:38:30,994 They said they'd find me a husband. 602 00:38:31,463 --> 00:38:35,730 I couldn't let that happen, so I told them a lie. 603 00:38:35,935 --> 00:38:38,165 A fairy story that was born out of words 604 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:41,466 and grew into a giant carrying a 10-foot sword 605 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,735 and two dinosaur heads under each arm. 606 00:38:47,713 --> 00:38:50,512 I told them I was already spoke for 607 00:38:50,683 --> 00:38:53,516 by a man who had gone through here a long time ago. 608 00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:56,884 But they'd know him the minute they saw him. 609 00:38:57,056 --> 00:38:59,184 And then along came Wishbone, huh? 610 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,625 I know it sounds crazy, but they believe it. 611 00:39:03,796 --> 00:39:06,424 I guess because they want to believe it. 612 00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:08,864 To be proud of the spinster 613 00:39:09,034 --> 00:39:12,299 they've been apologizing for half a lifetime. 614 00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:14,902 [AMIE SNIFFLING] 615 00:39:15,074 --> 00:39:18,635 This is solid St. Louis, boys. 616 00:39:18,811 --> 00:39:21,837 Best money could buy 12 years ago. 617 00:39:22,014 --> 00:39:24,813 That's when my brothers got it. 618 00:39:24,984 --> 00:39:28,682 And that's how long they've been waiting for this night. 619 00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:33,052 And there ain't nothing that's gonna make them wait any longer. 620 00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:36,957 Not the truth, nor me, nor you. 621 00:39:37,997 --> 00:39:41,297 Yeah. Certainly does clear things up a bit, 622 00:39:41,467 --> 00:39:44,300 except for one thing. What about Wishbone? 623 00:39:46,138 --> 00:39:47,833 Like me, 624 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:51,305 happiest day of his life. 625 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,042 Either that or the last day of his life. 626 00:40:07,693 --> 00:40:09,684 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING AND PEOPLE CHATTERING] 627 00:40:14,099 --> 00:40:16,033 [UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 628 00:40:54,873 --> 00:40:57,433 Hey, I've got it. 629 00:40:58,243 --> 00:41:01,235 Ugh. No, one dead Wishbone. 630 00:41:01,413 --> 00:41:05,077 Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is a festive occasion, not a funeral. 631 00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,015 Bartender, let's have some drinks down here. 632 00:41:08,187 --> 00:41:12,749 Well, whatever it is, the least we can do is drink a toast to your friend. 633 00:41:13,258 --> 00:41:14,987 Be more charitable to shoot him. 634 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,753 What do you mean by that? 635 00:41:16,929 --> 00:41:20,888 I mean that I'd rather be 6 foot down in the ground and have a shotgun, 636 00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:24,331 - than force me into a marriage. - Now, that's enough. 637 00:41:24,503 --> 00:41:28,406 One more word, I'll have to ask you to step outside. 638 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,737 You? 639 00:41:31,477 --> 00:41:33,275 One more word. 640 00:41:34,513 --> 00:41:36,140 Burr. 641 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:41,113 You tell me why on earth you're willing to stand up 642 00:41:41,286 --> 00:41:45,348 and fight for the very men that got you down on your knees? 643 00:41:45,524 --> 00:41:48,016 I'm not referring to the Claybanks. 644 00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:51,920 Oh, you mean, Ms. Amie? 645 00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:55,926 You show me a woman who can fill her footprints, 646 00:41:56,101 --> 00:41:59,799 I'll show you a woman with feathered wings, 647 00:41:59,972 --> 00:42:03,567 and a golden halo and a solid brass harp. 648 00:42:04,476 --> 00:42:07,309 Well, if you feel this way about her, why haven't you put your "Mrs." 649 00:42:07,479 --> 00:42:08,742 in front of her "Claybank"? 650 00:42:09,481 --> 00:42:10,971 Because in her brothers' eyes, 651 00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:13,676 I come from the bad side of their family. 652 00:42:13,852 --> 00:42:19,154 The side that got educated, rich and flat broke in one generation. 653 00:42:19,992 --> 00:42:22,484 Because I take orders better than I give them. 654 00:42:23,228 --> 00:42:26,960 Because I'm half-man and half-coward. 655 00:42:27,699 --> 00:42:30,259 Does it really matter what those brothers think? 656 00:42:31,737 --> 00:42:35,640 No, but in my case it's true. 657 00:42:36,842 --> 00:42:38,207 Well... 658 00:42:38,977 --> 00:42:41,173 Well, well. My, oh, my. 659 00:42:41,346 --> 00:42:44,145 Rowdy, I think the sheriff's got a point. 660 00:42:44,316 --> 00:42:48,651 Maybe we should have, uh, a drink or maybe even two. 661 00:42:49,688 --> 00:42:51,952 Well, you see, I have had four-- 662 00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:57,790 Oh. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Yeah, I think maybe three. 663 00:42:57,963 --> 00:43:01,228 Who knows? We might find all sorts of things to talk about. 664 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,960 Well, drink up, sheriff. 665 00:43:04,803 --> 00:43:06,567 Barkeep. 666 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:12,942 Drink up. 667 00:43:20,452 --> 00:43:22,853 Will you stop breathing on top of my head? 668 00:43:23,021 --> 00:43:24,682 You know, it's just like the circular said: 669 00:43:24,857 --> 00:43:27,326 nice suit of clothes make anything look good, even a rooster. 670 00:43:27,493 --> 00:43:30,326 Any more smart mouth out of you, and wedding or no wedding 671 00:43:30,496 --> 00:43:33,761 I'm gonna put my foot down your gullet right up to the kneecap. 672 00:43:33,932 --> 00:43:37,334 Now, is that any way to talk to your future relative-in-laws, huh? 673 00:43:37,503 --> 00:43:39,198 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 674 00:43:50,349 --> 00:43:52,545 It's curtain time, lover. 675 00:43:52,718 --> 00:43:55,119 And we can't keep the preacher waiting. 676 00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:57,881 Oh, uh, just one thing. 677 00:43:58,056 --> 00:44:01,219 Your friends decided to sit in, so don't try anything, 678 00:44:01,393 --> 00:44:04,385 or there will be a funeral after the wedding. 679 00:44:12,204 --> 00:44:14,332 WISHBONE: Ah-- Oh, no. 680 00:44:20,245 --> 00:44:21,679 PASTOR: Well, 681 00:44:22,114 --> 00:44:24,811 we're gathered here today in this good company 682 00:44:24,983 --> 00:44:28,385 to join together this here man, and this here woman 683 00:44:28,554 --> 00:44:30,716 in the bonds of holy wedlock. 684 00:44:31,356 --> 00:44:34,189 Like the Good Book says, "To have and to hold, 685 00:44:34,927 --> 00:44:39,228 from this day forward, for better, for worse, 686 00:44:39,398 --> 00:44:44,802 for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 687 00:44:45,571 --> 00:44:48,472 to love and to cherish 688 00:44:48,774 --> 00:44:52,005 until death do you part. 689 00:44:52,878 --> 00:44:55,108 If that don't say it, nothing will. 690 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,717 Now, if there's anybody here present got anything to say against this union, 691 00:44:59,885 --> 00:45:02,047 you better say it right now, or forget it. 692 00:45:02,487 --> 00:45:05,149 Okay, Burr, now is the time. 693 00:45:05,524 --> 00:45:08,755 Oh, uh-- Excuse me, Your Honor, I, uh... 694 00:45:15,267 --> 00:45:16,757 Well, speak up, sheriff. 695 00:45:17,603 --> 00:45:20,300 Well, there's something I... 696 00:45:20,472 --> 00:45:23,772 Crawl back in the bottle, cousin. You're holding up the ceremony. 697 00:45:24,710 --> 00:45:26,109 I'm sorry. 698 00:45:26,278 --> 00:45:27,473 Back down now, you'll spend 699 00:45:27,646 --> 00:45:30,741 the rest of your life trying to peep up over your knees. 700 00:45:31,550 --> 00:45:33,075 Favor, you have been warned. 701 00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:35,653 The preacher asked for objections, not me, preacher. 702 00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:39,982 Sheriff, tell her what you told us, now. 703 00:45:43,762 --> 00:45:44,957 What is it, Aaron? 704 00:45:47,132 --> 00:45:49,829 What makes the world go around, Ms. Amie? 705 00:45:50,302 --> 00:45:54,466 The same thing that's all in fire, and yet is ever freezing. 706 00:45:55,507 --> 00:45:58,135 What is ever sick, and yet is never dying. 707 00:45:59,578 --> 00:46:03,515 That which is anything, and yet is nothing. 708 00:46:03,682 --> 00:46:07,277 That does it. Knew there was a reason I was getting tired looking at your face. 709 00:46:07,452 --> 00:46:09,079 - Come on. Unh! - No! 710 00:46:10,322 --> 00:46:11,585 AMIE: Let him talk! 711 00:46:11,757 --> 00:46:14,556 Sorry. It's taken me ten years to get to this part 712 00:46:14,726 --> 00:46:18,356 and I'm not stopping now. Not for you, not for nobody. 713 00:46:18,530 --> 00:46:22,728 Ten years, Ms. Amie. Ten years I've been your brothers' doormat, 714 00:46:23,535 --> 00:46:27,529 an ostrich with my pride in a hole and my head in a cloud 715 00:46:27,706 --> 00:46:31,574 waiting for something called hope to make a dream come true. 716 00:46:31,743 --> 00:46:35,577 Well, it took Mr. Favor and Mr. Yates here to make me see 717 00:46:35,747 --> 00:46:37,579 that hope can't be enough. 718 00:46:38,016 --> 00:46:41,646 Not for a dream big enough 10 turn a man into a mat. 719 00:46:42,654 --> 00:46:44,247 I don't understand, Aaron. 720 00:46:44,756 --> 00:46:48,249 Oh, uh-- It's not all this ceremony I'm objecting to, Ms. Amie, 721 00:46:48,427 --> 00:46:50,327 it's the people in it. 722 00:46:50,495 --> 00:46:52,259 [CROWD MURMURING] 723 00:46:55,033 --> 00:46:58,833 Before you say, "I do," I just want you to know one thing. 724 00:46:59,004 --> 00:47:00,938 I just want you to-- 725 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:03,832 Last chance, Aaron. Last chance. 726 00:47:05,177 --> 00:47:08,613 I just want you to know I'd be proud to be standing by your side. 727 00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:12,416 Oh, Aaron. 728 00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:14,848 I-- Well, you never said. 729 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:18,885 That's just it, Ms. Amie, I never said. 730 00:47:19,057 --> 00:47:20,923 I never had the courage. 731 00:47:22,661 --> 00:47:24,254 Oh, Aaron. 732 00:47:24,429 --> 00:47:29,595 Ms. Amie, of course, we know how deep your feelings is for Mr. Wishbone 733 00:47:29,768 --> 00:47:32,032 - being the man he is. - Mr. Favor. 734 00:47:32,437 --> 00:47:34,132 But the sheriff here, you know, 735 00:47:34,306 --> 00:47:38,607 I do think that he does deserve some consideration. 736 00:47:38,777 --> 00:47:39,972 Don't you agree? 737 00:47:42,814 --> 00:47:45,977 Oh, well, no doubt about it. No, sir. 738 00:47:46,151 --> 00:47:49,644 Like I always say, it's never too late, especially for consideration. 739 00:47:50,489 --> 00:47:53,515 I know how you must feel about this, Mr. Wishbone, 740 00:47:53,692 --> 00:47:56,389 you know, and the way you feel, I just-- 741 00:47:56,561 --> 00:47:58,552 Well, I just want you to know I'd be perfectly happy 742 00:47:58,730 --> 00:48:01,495 to give you satisfaction. You just name the weapons. 743 00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:06,162 Yeah, after all, Wish, it is-- The lady's hand's at stake. 744 00:48:06,338 --> 00:48:08,864 Not anymore, it isn't. 745 00:48:09,908 --> 00:48:12,843 Mr. Wishbone, I know you'll understand. 746 00:48:16,314 --> 00:48:19,614 Well, I have known Aaron longer. 747 00:48:19,785 --> 00:48:20,946 [CROWD MURMURING] 748 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:24,314 Well, then that settles it. 749 00:48:24,489 --> 00:48:26,981 I release you from your troth. 750 00:48:27,159 --> 00:48:29,321 Looks like the best man won. 751 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:34,297 Well, let's get a fresh start, preacher. 752 00:48:34,466 --> 00:48:36,400 WISHBONE: Come on, let's get out of here. 753 00:48:36,568 --> 00:48:38,696 Hey, Wish, ain't you gonna drink to the bride's health? 754 00:48:38,870 --> 00:48:39,894 I'll do that in Denver. 755 00:48:40,071 --> 00:48:41,596 PASTOR: Gather here tonight in this good company 756 00:48:41,773 --> 00:48:44,333 to join together this here man to this here... 757 00:48:51,716 --> 00:48:53,377 Shove me again, you overgrown buzzard, 758 00:48:53,552 --> 00:48:54,917 and you're gonna pull back a stump. 759 00:48:55,086 --> 00:48:57,248 - Me, shoving? Why, you-- - Oh, stop your yelling. 760 00:48:57,422 --> 00:48:58,548 - Who's yelling? - You are. 761 00:48:58,723 --> 00:49:01,420 And it ruins my digestion. 762 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,468 Yeah, isn't it grand? 763 00:49:17,742 --> 00:49:18,903 Ain't what grand? 764 00:49:19,077 --> 00:49:23,014 Paradise, you idiot. Just listen. There's nothing like a cattle drive. 765 00:49:23,615 --> 00:49:27,574 But you said-- I thought that you thought living in town was a paradise. 766 00:49:27,752 --> 00:49:31,086 Mushy, when are you ever gonna learn to never listen to anything I say? 767 00:49:31,256 --> 00:49:33,122 Now, just pick up that stuff and move along. 768 00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:35,191 Now, get this line going here and quit crowding, 769 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,658 or you're gonna be eating stewed cowboy. 770 00:49:39,130 --> 00:49:40,962 Now, take some bread. 771 00:49:41,132 --> 00:49:42,293 And I said quit crowding 772 00:49:42,467 --> 00:49:45,732 or you're gonna be eating rocks for the next month. 773 00:49:54,012 --> 00:49:56,379 Head them up! 774 00:49:56,548 --> 00:49:58,573 Move them out! 775 00:49:59,184 --> 00:50:00,845 MAN: Hyah! Hyah!